Mith-hap

[Chocky]

Not exactly wild life but really wild.
You see My granny , well she does like to cycle across Hampstead Heath to watch the wild life and one day.......................

Mith-hap

Granny had an accident
She broke her two font teeth“Oh dear” said my poor granny
As she cycled across the Heath

“I woth riding my old bithycle
And I thaw thith narrow gap
I tried to to thqueethe right through it
When I had thith thmall mith-hap

Tho pleathe would you exthcuthe me
Whiltht I vithit the Dental doc
I need to have my front teeth fixthed
Thith hath been quite a thyock

Now granny has her new front teeth
She’s back with us again
Looking for new adventures
Like a never ending chain

Composed
By
Beryl R Ladd

Photo of Parliament Hill Hampstead heath
Where Granny was riding here bike

[andy b]

well, i,m glad your gran has got new teeth,
and can once again survey the heath !
in search of nature's wonderous sights,
with her front teeth gleaming pearly white!!
though, now through gaps, she must take heed,
whilst riding on her two wheeled steed,
or once again she'll 'come a cropper'
and end up talking.. less than proper!!!

[digidark]

Super Gran Is Back

[Chocky]

She's doing well. I had my Eye tooth shattered by some one throwing a seatbelt over here shoulder and I was of course smiling and the buckle shattered the tooth. I still have the root. My dentist said he wouldn't remove it , it would change the shape of my face and I would lose my lovely smile

[Blue Jay]

I remember this poem. Had me in stitches and brought two ofices where my brother worked and my office when I read it out to every one.
No one is as daft as Chocky. They get dafter too on her web site

[Chocky]

Corecticus.........